Be a teacher!
A career to last you into your sixties!
Pay that won't be hard to keep track of!
The excitement of ever-changing expectations!
No need for a social life or family of your own!
If you know a teacher with these struggles, get them a teacher gift for a smile at least.
Helpful inspectors are only a phone-call away!
There will always be someone happy to tell you how to do your job!